May 2013
following back ♥
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
n0sm0king:
slydigger:
wow 2013 is almost halfway over and all I’ve managed to do is gain followers on an irrelevant social media site
…you’ve done more than I have
hazelcoulson:
whitelightningreplies:
balderrask:
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOPE
NOT RISKING IT
this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me
Wut.
averypottersenioryear:
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
babyferaligator:
hey i heard u like bad boys, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
themadhannibal:
Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
assckles:
WHY IS NOBODY HOLDING ME
lameborghini:
for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
solluxx:
paranoidpot8to:
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
